Jared Loughner, who killed 6 people and injured 13 (including Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords) in Tucson, Arizona in January of 2011, pleaded guilty to 19 felony counts Monday (August 7), in return for a life sentence. He could have faced the death penalty (which in Arizona is meaningful; though the average time between sentencing and execution is well over 20 years, the state did execute four men so far this year) The plea bargain / How 6 Other Mass Shooting Cases Were Resolved
In a less serious update — well, it’s serious to him of course, though to the rest of us the case was an opportunity to snicker — former Congressman Larry Craig is back in the news.
Craig was a United States senator from Idaho when, in 2007, while using the bathroom at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport, he ran afoul of a sex sting by allegedly moving one foot under the barrier between stalls and tapping his foot, which is apparently a means of soliciting sex from the adjoining stall.
He further endeared himself to late-night talk-show monologuists with his explanation that when he uses the bathroom, he habitually positions his legs in a “wide stance.” He pleaded guilty of disorderly conduct. He declined to run for re-election the following year.
Five years later, and the Federal Election Commission is suing him over the $217,000 in campaign funds he used to defend himself: since none of this was related to his re-election campaign, they say, Craig illegally appropriated the money for his personal use.
Craig’s defense? The legal bills were actually neither a campaign expense nor a personal expense: they were an official Senate expense, and should therefore be reimbursed by the government. He was on his way back to Washington DC from Idaho, after all, and all expenses he incurred are therefore covered. (More)
And at a Cleveland area theatre last Saturday night, Scott A. Smith walked into a showing of “The Dark Knight Rises” with a loaded 9-mm Glock and four knives. He arrived early and seated himself all the way in the back, his back to the wall.
He wasn’t planning a James Holmes-style shooting spree, however. He just didn’t feel safe in the theatre without being heavily armed. “This was simply an instance where a man felt fear going into a movie theatre in light of recent shootings and incidents around the country, and he wanted protection for himself,” his attorney Matthew Bruce, somehow managed to say with a straight face.
Here’s a suggestion: if you feel insecure enough going to the movie that you have to be decked out like Rambo, you’re probably not going to enjoy the film much anyway, and you should just wait for the DVD.
Smith faces four separate weapons charges, including illegally carrying a concealed weapon. (More)
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Why is that implausible? Lots of people carry guns for self-defense.
I wouldn’t tend to think of one gun and four knives as really more “heavily armed” than just the more typical case of one gun. Having lots of knives doesn’t seem that useful for going on a killing spree (or for self defense ; my guess would be that he just likes knives).
Well, it’s a matter of context: a Glock and knives (isn’t that like wearing a belt and suspenders?) is “heavily armed” for a visit to a movie theatre, though not when you’re facing the zombie apocalypse.
The “straight face” comment referred to the fact that Bruce was speaking as if Smith’s actions were entirely rational, which they were not.
How did they find out that he had these weapons on him? It seems he was able to enter the theater and take a seat. Was there some incident where he actually brandished one of his weapons?
According to the L.A. Times article, an off-duty policeman working security at the theatre became suspicious because of both the bag Smith was carrying and what seemed to be a strategic seating decision.
Craig’s not lacking in chutzpah, one has to give him that.