Category Archives: Celebrities
Janet Jackson’s Wardrobe Malfunction Headed For Supreme Court
The U.S. Department of Justice is asking the Supreme Court to review November’s appeals court ruling deny the FCC’s right to fine CBS for Janet Jackson’s too-quick-to-be-seen-by-the-naked-eye naked nipple during the 2004 Super Bowl half-time show. To put this in perspective: they’re still litigating over an incident that occurred (for … Continue reading
Lindsay Lohan Sues Songwriter for Ruining Her Reputation (and more Friday Morning Miscellany)
Poisoned Websites: a list of “Hunger Games” and “Titanic” websites you’ll want to avoid 7 Rules For Recording the Police – and how not to get arrested for doing it The Tale of the Tombstone: the fight over Lee Harvey Oswald’s grave marker Lindsay Lohan is suing Pitbull, a rapper … Continue reading
14-Year-Old Girls Commit Anti-Semitic Vandalism, Get Expelled From School and Publicly Exposed by Jon Lovitz
Three 14-year-old girls attending Nobel Middle School in Northridge California, who allegedly had been bullying a Jewish classmate, used maple syrup to write the word “Jew” and draw swastikas in front of her home (a home owned by her grandparents, Holocaust survivors). They also left feces on the doorstep (though … Continue reading
Monday Morning Miscellany
Swiss Supreme Court Upholds Ban on Naked Hiking Warning: Article is accompanied by a Not Safe For Breakfast photo Anything You Say On Facebook and Twitter Can and Will Be Used Against You in a Court of Law Cautionary tales from lawyers.com Why the Long National Nightmare of the Justin … Continue reading
”Okay, actually Justin Bieber isn’t the father of my baby after all”
Following teenage pop star Justin Bieber’s agreement to take a paternity test, 20-year-old Mariah Yeater has, without comment, dropped her paternity suit against him. The tabloid media is mourning the end of weeks of increased circulation and ratings. John Mark Karr was heard to remark “Man, those people will believe … Continue reading
”Mother of Justin Bieber’s Baby” Could Become a Jailhouse Mama
I don’t know whether, as Mariah Yeater claims, pop singer Justin Bieber is indeed the father of her child. Personally I’m not going to lose much sleep over it either way. But the paternity suit Yeater filed last week could have unintended consequences for her: California police might be looking … Continue reading
Lawsuits: Kim Kardashian, Hillary Clinton and Iran, Tuition and Human Rights, and Taliban Toyota
He claims he’s serious: Los Angeles comic Rob Delaney announced plans to organize a class action suit against Kim Kardashian, whose excessively-publicized marriage is ending after seventy-two days. He claims the wedding was a massive publicity stunt designed to garner publicity and television ratings and waste the public’s time and … Continue reading
Tuesday Morning Roundup: DSK, Michael Jackson, Defaming Sarah Palin, and Shooting Down Planes
Dominique Strauss-Kahn, claiming diplomatic immunity, wants Nafissatou Diallo’s civil suit against him (alleging sexual assault, for which he was never criminally tried), dropped (Earlier CJA article, including your comments) Dr. Conrad Murray’s involuntary manslaughter trial (for the death of Michael Jackson) is scheduled to begin this morning at 8:45 PST … Continue reading

