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Crime.Justice & America - Humor - Law Enforcement Hunor - Top 10 signs your partner needs a vacation

"Better education means better justice. Better education means a higher standard for government to insure proper prosecution and incarceration. Better education means reduced recidivism, and in turn, less financial burden on society".

 
 Law Enforcement Hunor - Top 10 signs your partner needs a vacation
 

It’s a new year, and our law enforcement friends should plan their vacation when….

Top 10 signs your partner needs a vacation

 

  1. He keeps handcuffing himself by accident
  2. He starting to develop a crush on one of the transvestite hookers he arrested
  3. He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he looks good in a collar
  4. He talks to himself. Half of him is the “good-cop”, and the other half is the “bad-cop”
  5. He wants you to call him “Judge Dredd” and he insists that all suspects be executed right there on the spot
  6. He keeps asking you if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat
  7. He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers
  8. The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his hemorrhoids
  9. Every Tuesday, he insists it’s his turn to be the siren
  10. He wants to hear less talk and more music on the police channel

 

Now, for those of you on the other side………

There are 68-thousand convenience stores in the U.S. and 20% of them have been robbed. Those must be the most convenient ones, right?

 

Speaking of right, it just isn’t if you have to use the kids……

 

Annette Montoya, 11, of Belen, New Mexico, and her parents were arrested for forgery after Annette, in the company of her father, attempted to open a bank account with a $900,000 check. The girl told sheriff's deputies that she earned the money doing "some yard work." During her interrogation she crossed her heart and said, "Hope to die if I'm Lying."

 

We heard about this one over lunch…..at a Chinese restaurant.

 

A prisoner in a Mexican Jail escaped a few years ago after using acidic salsa sauce from six years of jailhouse dinners to dissolve the bars on his cell window.

Help! I’ve fallen down and can’t get my pants up! In February, police in Clifton, N.J., chased Aaron Reynolds, 35, who was driving a stolen car, into New York City, where Port Authority police joined the pursuit. After the car was stopped, Reynolds bolted on foot, ran about two blocks, and came crashing down to the sidewalk because his low-riding pants slipped down and tripped him. According to police, Reynolds said he was giving up and asked for a minute to compose himself. During the lull, he darted off again, but this time barely ran a few yards before his pants slipped down again and tripped him.

 
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