Category Archives: Strange Lawsuits
New Jersey Family Sues Landlord, Claims House is Haunted
A New Jersey family is suing their landlord (to be allowed to break their lease), claiming the house they rented is haunted. What intrigues me about this is how they expect to prove their case without finding some friendly ghost willing to testify. Of course if this were a television … Continue reading
Lawsuit of the Week: Woman Claims McDonald’s Forced Her to Become a Prostitute
Shelley Lynn was hired by Keith Handley to work at his McDonald’s franchise in Arroyo Grande, California. He soon fired her — wrongly, she claims, and then pressured her into working at a legal brothel in Nevada. Some time during her stint as a prostitute, she married and then divorced … Continue reading
J’urinate! (Décision du Tribunal)
A French court dismissed the lawsuit Thursday (March 15), and ordered the plaintiff to pay Google France 1200 euros ($1,570) for legal expenses; not because they felt he’d filed a frivolous lawsuit, but because he’d filed an badly-prepared one, suing Google France when in fact the parent company — Google … Continue reading
Man Sues Neighbor For Not Impregnating His Wife
Demetrius Soupolos, of Stuttgart, Germany, is sterile; so he decided to pay a neighbor, Frank Maus, a father of two, to impregnate his wife. After seventy-two attempts over a six-month period — Maus and Frau Soupolos went about this the old-fashioned way — she still hadn’t conceived; so Soupolos threatened … Continue reading
The 900 Trillion Dollar Lawsuit
Fausat Ogunbayo, a Staten Island, New York woman, is suing New York City for more than six times the 2011 Gross National Product of the United States because her children were placed into foster care due to her mental illness. Thereby, presumably, making the City’s case for it. The question … Continue reading
Thursday Morning Miscellany
Using Statistics in Court (part of a BBC podcast; this is the first ten-minute segment) Sea World Sued Because ”Whales Deserve the Same Protection Against Slavery as Humans. And because the whole reason we pay for a judicial system is to subsidize PETA’s publicity stunts. Joseph Bray Has a Court … Continue reading
Update: Escaped Convict Sues His Hostages For Breach of Contract
The judge dismissed the lawsuit today. Why this decision took more than a month is another question entirely.December 8, 2011: Jesse Dimmick, a murder suspect who abducted a Kansas couple while he was on the run in 2009, is now suing his former hostages for breach of contract. Well, “breech … Continue reading
Publisher of BitTorrents For Dummies Sues BitTorrent Users for Illegally Downloading Their Books
“Do as I say, not as I do. Wait a second… that’s not quite right either…” And yes, when I first saw this headline, I thought it was a fake article from The Onion.
Lawsuits: Kim Kardashian, Hillary Clinton and Iran, Tuition and Human Rights, and Taliban Toyota
He claims he’s serious: Los Angeles comic Rob Delaney announced plans to organize a class action suit against Kim Kardashian, whose excessively-publicized marriage is ending after seventy-two days. He claims the wedding was a massive publicity stunt designed to garner publicity and television ratings and waste the public’s time and … Continue reading

